I love you because when I say I’m fat, you say: That’s true! I love you because when I’m mad at you, you say: Oh fuck, PMS again? I love because when I say “Can I have a bite?”, you say “No, I will buy you your own hamburger”. I love you because after some while of driving around in a circle, you say to me: “Ok, now you can ask for directions”. I love you because after trying two pairs of shoes that don’t fit, you say to me: “Ok, can we please go now and have a cup of coffee?” I love you because before eating something that includes onions, you call me and ask: “Babe, are we going out tonight?” I love you because when I ask you if you love me, you say: “I find you quite simpatico. “ I love you because you have the guts to leave the phone open while I explain some “important stuff” to you,...